Tribulations, page 1
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some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps Well, TODAY was a total waste of makeup
With friends like you who needs enemas? It's been lovely but I have to scream now
If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all Oh the pain!
I've had a great time but this wasn't it It's been one of those days all week
Hey, it's not easy being a Princess! I love my job (shoot me now)
I've only got one nerve left and you're getting on it! Oh, great time for the meds to wear off!
I HATE MY LIFE! Help! I'm a prisoner at internetbumperstickers.com
We're doomed -C3PO I put in contacts for this?!
Dr. Evil stole my Mojo Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with anothre Qtip!
OK, time for PLAN B They want you to be afraid
It all sucks VENI VIDI VELCRO I came, I saw, I got stuck
When did my sixpack turn into this keg? I work 40 hours a week to be this poor
My hair doesn't fit I left the womb for this?
I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb Can open. Worms everywhere
Terrorists don't scare me. My cholesterol, that scares me. Back in the old day, we didn't have plural
Oh, no, not another learning experience Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education
All stressed out and no one to choke There are some days even my lucky underpants can't help
My 4,895th consecutive day of lowered expectations I'm tired of everything
Sorry, you are not a winner I don't want to be here
NO DA! This would be funny if it weren't happening to ME
I feel a disturbance in the force 100% Clueless
I shaved my legs for this?! Drowning in the mainstream
I hate my life and my life hates me I'm sick of me
I think, therefore I am depressed tomorrow's gonna suck
I suck at life Let's file this under emotionally scarring
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