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My 4,895th consecutive day of lowered expectations There are some days even my lucky underpants can't help
Let's file this under emotionally scarring I put in contacts for this?!
Hey, it's not easy being a Princess! With friends like you who needs enemas?
Can open. Worms everywhere some days it's not worth gnawing through the straps
All stressed out and no one to choke Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education
I left the womb for this? Oh, great time for the meds to wear off!
I've only got one nerve left and you're getting on it! I've had a great time but this wasn't it
OK, time for PLAN B Well, TODAY was a total waste of makeup
When did my sixpack turn into this keg? Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with anothre Qtip!
We're doomed -C3PO It's been lovely but I have to scream now
I shaved my legs for this?! Oh, no, not another learning experience
Dr. Evil stole my Mojo I love my job (shoot me now)
tomorrow's gonna suck VENI VIDI VELCRO I came, I saw, I got stuck
Terrorists don't scare me. My cholesterol, that scares me. It all sucks
If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all My hair doesn't fit
Oh the pain! I work 40 hours a week to be this poor
They want you to be afraid I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb
It's been one of those days all week I'm tired of everything
Sorry, you are not a winner I don't want to be here
I feel a disturbance in the force I replaced my nonexistent sex life with food and now I can't even get into my own pants
This would be funny if it weren't happening to ME 100% Clueless
I'm sick of me Drowning in the mainstream
I hate my life and my life hates me Back in the old day, we didn't have plural
I think, therefore I am depressed I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired
I suck at life I was happy but you're ruining it!
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