Tribulations, page 2
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I'm having an out-of-money experience If each day is a gift today was underpants
Same circus different clowns My mood ring isn't a fashion statement, it's a court order
There is no bright side Coffee isn't helping, get the jumper cables
Oh-oh. Time to repress another memory I've noticed a common thread in all my problems... me
All this pain and still no gain Eyelashes are to keep stuff out of your eye but half of what gets in there is eyelashes
I despair, therefore oh, nevermind, it doesn't matter I drink so much coffee because I don't get enough sleep because I drink so much coffee
Help, I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them The only problem with doing nothing, I never know when I'm done
Today is the tomorrow you forgot to plan for yesterday They tell you to be yourself then they judge you for it
I had too much to dream last night Monday is a rotten way to spend 1/7 of your life
This would be funny if I wasn't clinically depressed Do something right, no one remembers. Do something wrong, no one forgets
You are being lied to I had friends on that Death Star
Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats I thought credit limit was just a suggestion
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there! I got a new pair of skinny jeans, they're my old regular jeans
The worst part of Monday is hearing you complain about Mondays So much to do, so few people to do it for me
I tried to child-proof the house but my kids found a way back in Same crap different day
Damned if you do bored if you don't Just tell Nemo you couldn't find him because you were getting high. He'll understand.
My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid but he's just out to get me Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
I think some of my choices may have been ill considered Is everything that expensive or am I just that poor?
I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens! Cow pies aren't really pies!
I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky court My bad decisions haunt me
Opportunity once knocked at my door but it was looking for someone else Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready
I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
There aren't enough hours in the day to put off all the things I don't want to do This will not end well
I'm so stressed I'm getting on my own nerves Goodbye my hopes and dreams
An infinite universe and I ended up here?! It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day
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