Tribulations, page 4
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My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be Reality don’t care
I think my guardian angel drinks It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things
This is not the future I expected I hate when my brain gives me the silent treatment
I regret not having done more things to regret Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse
Another day ruined by adulthood Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts
I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything OK, I’d like to wake up now
My life is going just like I drew it up with my foot I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life
Dystopia was better when it was make believe Straight outta money
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday
The only hug some people get is static cling These are hard times for dreamers
I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days The trouble is, you think you have time
Verily, today doth bite Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my fast metabolism the most
Studies show the best time to plan ahead is usually way before now What chapter of Revelations are we living in right now?
Life is a soup and I seem to be a fork This is the worst Monday since last Monday
If you have no seat at the table, you're probably on the menu If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
I’m exhausted from trying not to show how tired I am Hang in there it gets worse
Slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying If you don't watch the news you are uninformed. If you do watch the news you are misinformed
Normal has lost all meaning This week has been the longest year ever
Technology has exceeded my grasp When I used to daydream about the future this wasn't what I had in mind
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off something's wrong
Living the dream (Plan B) Thought loading. Please wait.
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