Tribulations, page 4

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I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days I think my guardian angel drinks
Oh no! This is my circus and those are my monkeys This is the worst Monday since last Monday
OK, I’d like to wake up now Today was easy — like standing up in a hammock
One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one Another day ruined by adulthood
It's been lovely but I have to scream now My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be
Straight outta money The trouble is, you think you have time
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
Verily, today doth bite This is not the future I expected
I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday
Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts Not ready for all this
I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything Reality don’t care
Dystopia was better when it was make believe It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things
My life is going just like I drew it up with my foot I regret not having done more things to regret
Life is a soup and I seem to be a fork My lexicon of profanity is not sufficient to cope with today
Studies show the best time to plan ahead is usually way before now Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my fast metabolism the most
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse I hate when my brain gives me the silent treatment
I’m exhausted from trying not to show how tired I am Thanks climate change for the early start on dreading swimsuit season
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