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Today is the tomorrow you forgot to plan for yesterday mudestfrabrgain
Urinal cakes aren't really cakes The buck doesn't even slow down here
They lock me in a trailer at night Procrastination ate me and won't spit me out
I wouldn't mind dying a virgin. It's living as one that bothers me You've been fooled
I lost my dignity on ebay Bend over, America
You are veal Let's pretend this never happened
I'm having an out-of-money experience Your television is hypnotizing you
I work for an idiot Goodbye my hopes and dreams
I love my &%$#ing job and my job loves &%$#ing me Take my word, illegal immigration blows
Warning: Out of meds I try to watch what I eat but I'm just not quick enough
too bored to breathe V is for the void in my life
My symptoms never sleep Sometimes I don't know if I'm in the right country
Don't worry that you may be losing your individuality, millions of people feel the same way This both sucks and blows
An infinite universe and I ended up here?! I don't fret about the past, I'm too busy worrying about the future
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
A dirty trick to pull on man's best friend.
We been duped It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day
If I'd known we stop getting recess I would have refused to grow up This is not what I wanted
My pain is real You have no choice
My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible Capitalism is broken
I got nothin' You think all those little cameras are for traffic control, don't you?
I'm going out of my mind! Please hold my place til I get back I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!
I've become addicted to psychotherapy but I don't know what to do about it I can't afford the gas to get to the gas station
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