Tribulations, page 4
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I think some of my choices may have been ill considered I spend like half my life looking for things I had just a minute ago
When I laugh too hard I cry a little in my panties If there's a prize for bad judgment, I think I win
Under capitalism man exploits man, under socialism the reverse is true The buck doesn't even slow down here
This is not your day Coffee isn't helping, get the jumper cables
The satellites know you are reading this I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended
We're screwed, with a capitol F All messed up and nowhere to go
I fear things I don't understand Ninety percent of everything is crap
This is not the future I expected I've joined the glee club of the damned
Cow pies aren't really pies! I've got a lot not going for me
It worries me that so many of my worries never happen If by "happy" you mean clinically depressed... then, yes, I'm happy
Being humble would be better if I got more recognition for it Pardon me, which level of hell is this?
So many locks, so few keys Certain things were great when I was young but most things today are dumb
Expectation is always my crime, disappointment my punishment I can't bring myself to delete any episodes of Hoarders
I've got designer bags under my eyes You may already be doomed
My child flunked out of home school I'm alergic to my job
What's trickling down on us is not money My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown
I always forget how bad I am at remembering This morning was terrific, right until I woke up
If they enforced banking laws as strictly as park rules we wouldn't be in this mess I find your lack of punctuation disturbing
Same circus different clowns I can't remember what not tired feels like
My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it Very close to faking my own death
I was hoping I'd run out of things to be disillusioned about by now We are all just a heart beat away from misery
Why do they want dinner every single night? I didn't lower my expectations, they crashed on their own
Nothing's worse then misusing homophones These are hard times for dreamers
Putting off my taxes until the last minute seemed so much easier before today I think my peak was in preschool
There are more wishes than stars The only thing I never seem to put off is procrastination
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