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I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is This is the highlight of your day
My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary Speech-to-text often makes me express things I didn’t Nintendo
They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep
Hyphenated. Un-hyphenated. Ironic. I love surprises as long as I know they’re coming
DEJA MOO: the feeling you've heard this Bull before Moist people don’t proofread carefully
My modus operandi is using Latin phrases to sound superior Typo Man, writer of wrongs
What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite My dog ate my pronouns and he-she-it everywhere
Math is the only subject that counts In the US. a woman gives birth every 9 seconds. That woman must be found and stopped
Ask me about my reluctance to interact with strangers Bad puns are how eye roll
It’s not a dad bod it’s a father figure Society of Exaggerators - A trillion strong and growing
Avocado Game First: Don’t look at the avocado. Game Over Things would be so much simpler if they just weren't so complicated
I’m afflicted by airport jokes. Doc says it’s terminal Warning: I repeat myself Warning: I repeat myself
I have six words for you Can I have some Potassium? K
I can spell panda with just 2 letters: P and A A night is like a day without sunshine
If you fall I’ll be there for you -The Floor I put ketchup on my shopping list and now I can’t read it
Things I dislike: 1.Bumperstickers 2.Lists 3.Irony Stop making mitsakes
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