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The meetings will continue until morale improves The sure way to avoid work is to find a job you love
I'm sticking with the union Don't ask me I was hired for my looks
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost My job ate my life
No coffee, no workee My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it
I don't mind coming to work but this 8-hour wait to go home is ridiculous I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
Committee: a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry
My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible Bringing gym clothes to work is the new going to the gym
Dies this cubicle make me look dead inside? No job is over until the paperwork's done
To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential My boss is from the land down under. Hell
I earn a 7-figure income. Unfortunately that includes a decimal point Many are called, but few are at their desks
If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing I need my Monday to be shorter or my coffee to be stronger
Authorized personnel only Employee of the decade
I have a sleep disorder where I wake up every morning and go to work If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom
Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone? got work?
Outsource my job... please I work 40 hours a week to be this poor
Complaint Dept. Take a number I only have coffee at home to be able to get to the coffee at work
It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else The only good thing about my job is that my chair swivels
I do work for food Missing Take Your Child TO Work Day takes some sting out of being unemployed
My resume is mostly a list of things I never want to do again A committee is just a mob without the passion
Why does the marketing department have all the people with brain damage? Hey you, get busy!
My boss pretends I'm paid a lot so I pretend I work a lot It's easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't
tgif. I don't even have all-caps enthusiasm this week Disgruntled Employee of the Month
Work is for people who don't know how to be rich Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late
The meetings will continue until we discover why productivity is down I don't need a longer weekend, I just need a shorter week
Looking busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week I'm muliti-slacking today
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