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The meetings will continue until morale improves It's easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't
Many are called, but few are at their desks My resume is mostly a list of things I never want to do again
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost I do work for food
No coffee, no workee Disgruntled Employee of the Month
I earn a 7-figure income. Unfortunately that includes a decimal point I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
Committee: a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary I'm sticking with the union
My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible No job is over until the paperwork's done
Bringing gym clothes to work is the new going to the gym My boss is from the land down under. Hell
I don't mind coming to work but this 8-hour wait to go home is ridiculous To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential
got work? Outsource my job... please
If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing I need my Monday to be shorter or my coffee to be stronger
Authorized personnel only I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom
Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone? The sure way to avoid work is to find a job you love
Missing Take Your Child TO Work Day takes some sting out of being unemployed The only good thing about my job is that my chair swivels
My job ate my life I only have coffee at home to be able to get to the coffee at work
Why does the marketing department have all the people with brain damage? Complaint Dept. Take a number
My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it Don't ask me I was hired for my looks
It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else A committee is just a mob without the passion
Employee of the decade Hey you, get busy!
My boss pretends I'm paid a lot so I pretend I work a lot Dies this cubicle make me look dead inside?
tgif. I don't even have all-caps enthusiasm this week I don't need a longer weekend, I just need a shorter week
Looking busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late
I love my &%$#ing job and my job loves &%$#ing me Work is for people who don't know how to be rich
The meetings will continue until we discover why productivity is down I'm muliti-slacking today
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