Admontions, page 3

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Don't let your pants say yoga if your butt says triple cheeseburger Don't major in minor things
Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy It's better to let someone walk away than walk all over you
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog Trust no one
Just cause you have one in your pants doesn't mean you have to act like one Do not text and drive, you coud cause a typo
Never insult the alligator until after you've crossed the river Don't climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong
Don’t take candy from a baby And above all don’t get into that baby’s van Don't say mean things about the illiterate. It's much safer to write those things
If you want someone in your life don't make them fight for a spot Don’t let them use your fear to control you
The best advice I can give you is don’t listen to mine If you can't love your kid don't have it cause it will grow up and kill us
Better to forgive than to wear prison clothes Stay humble or be humbled
Don't worry about what I'm doing, worry about why you're worried about what I'm doing Drinking and Pinterest projects do not mix
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Beware advice which profits the advisor
Don't eat like you hate yourself Don't. Go. Out. (Coronavirus)
When in doubt, mumble
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