Attitude, page 3

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If I haven't offended you yet I'll be happy to get right on it Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
My way, highway I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that
I don't do requests You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? To quote Shakespeare: "NO"
It's cute that you think I care You're not as fascinating as you once appeared -Stewie
Wouldn't it be easier to just humor me? Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. I'm wonderful and you're strange Sorry, my Give-A-Damn's busted!
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist I'm not laughing on the inside either
I almost care I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
Just be glad I'm not twins Admitting past mistakes is never easy, so I don't
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now I'm only pretending to take you seriously
I have no plans to be careful what I wish for Don't  mess with me, I have a long memory and a diabolical mind
Trying to care I'm not playing hard-to-get I'm playing easy-to-leave-me-the-hell-alone
What a fine day for mockery and derision You're so cute when you're wrong
You really should put more time into forming your opinions I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock
I don't do nice I've never met a person I couldn't blame
Pretending to listen and/or care It's cute how you don't know what you're talking about
If I had a damn I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give it right now My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Off is how I wish for you to buzz You're not playing with a full deck. You're a jack off
I'll be there for you as long as it's convenient for me Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out
I see you've got on your new crankypants Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
The first rule of business: Stay out of mine Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion
I've upped my standards now, up yours You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems
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