Declarations, page 5

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I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row Of all the things I've lost I miss my keys the most
I used to care, but they have pills for that now I think, therefore I'm dangerous
I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash
I’m not against it. But I’m not for it I can see infinity from my house
I take full responsibility for my actions except the ones that are someone else's fault I love me
If you think I'm a bitch, allow me to introduce you to my mother When I start a diet, the second day is easier because I’m off it by then
Just another Trekkie living with my parents Thankful
I'd be nothing if I didn't have haters to motivate me What others take 2 hours to do I can do in a single day
I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people
I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t
Being your friend is like riding in a roller coaster with loose wheels I all-caps love you!
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! Strongly agree
I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy Whatever it is, I'm against it
Advertising helps me decide! I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I don’t think much therefore I might not be I don't start trouble It just seems to be there when I arrive
I would be a people person except… people I am not obligated to make sense to you
I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more People say I'm selfish but I always think of others when I'm in need
My favorite workout combines a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch On the bright side, Coronavirus is helping me feel better about my agoraphobia
I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week I think this is one of those times
I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep I am a cycologist (bicycle)
I cannot quit for I am too legit I don't do decaf
I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame I’m not for everyone
I’m staying inside to protect all of us, not just me Karen is my homeboy
No bars, No gym, No parties. My life is radically unchanged I was socially distant before it was a thing
Mute is my new favorite word and button My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato
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