God Almighty

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Life is fragile handle with prayer To hear God's laughter tell Him your plans
God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller got god?
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
The gods are too fond of a joke. -Aristotle What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist
Remember, whatever your religion, most of the world disagrees with you. When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel
God answers kneemail Madness in the name of God is still only madness
To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God Give me that Ol' time religion
If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining There are no atheists  -God
People who want to share their religious views with you, rarely want you to share yours with them Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -George Bernard Shaw
If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS!
Rapture predicting is starting to look like a pretty inexact science The goddess is alive and magic is afoot
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
All gods are one god Stop using me to justify your hatred -God
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
How many times must we go over this? Religion, you only get to make rules for people IN your religion
Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is Earth, this is God. I need you people out in 30 days. I've got a client interested in the property.
Let God Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction
Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there Who do atheists thank for Friday?
While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates God is
Understand why you dismiss all other gods and you'll understand why I dismiss yours I hear god laughing
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson God promises a safe landing not a calm passage
When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think he probably meant don't kill them It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself
Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate Don't make me come down there. -God
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