God Almighty

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God is a verb -R.Buckminster Fuller A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God -Sidney Sheldon
Madness in the name of God is still only madness If God is watching us we might as well be entertaining
Life is fragile handle with prayer Preach the Gospel at all times and if necessary use words. -St. Francis of Assisi
Don't ask god to guide your steps unless you're willing to move your feet To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the loyal opposition -Woody Allen
Luck is just God working anonymously If God is your co-pilot, switch seats
I saw that. -God Give me that Ol' time religion
When life gives you more than you can stand, kneel If God is within I hope he likes enchiladas
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. -Thomas Jefferson The goddess is alive and magic is afoot
What a human conceit to believe we might comprehend God. -David Hewrist Regard religion as a shoe: Find one that fits you, don't make me wear it, don't kick me with it
They're not the TEN SUGGESTIONS! I think that god in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability. -Oscar Wilde
got god? There are no atheists  -God
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright Prays well with others
god never speaks until you're listening My only worry about going to heaven is what I should say if God sneezes
All gods are one god Don't tell your God how big your trouble is, tell your trouble how big your God is
Stop using me to justify your hatred -God I don't know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. -Jules Renard
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. -Matthew 19:23, 24
While calling on the gods, man should himself lend a hand. -Hippocrates
Don't make me come down there. -God God is
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. -Carl Sandberg I hear god laughing
God answers kneemail Religion is for those afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who've been there
Remember, Jesus loves all the people you hate Who do atheists thank for Friday?
It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read. -Thomas Jefferson I considered becoming an atheist, but there weren't enough holidays
God is bigger than your theology What next, Lord?!
My god is intelligent enough to design evolution It is a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it -CK Chesterton
I would do God's work but He needs to learn to do it Himself I made the whole thing up -God
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