Oh Those Humans, page 1

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Some of the worst people teach us some of the best lessons Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then change the subject. Everyone wants to shine but no one wants to polish
Stop expecting everyone to agree Introverts: We're here, we're uncomfortable, we want to go home
Some find a way. Some find an excuse. The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules
Has anger solved your other problems? You're a pretty good singer -alcohol
We teach kids that sex is dirty and shameful and they should save it for the one they love Why do we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like?
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most, in fact, are barely presentable. -Fran Lebowitz People think about you way less than you think about them thinking about you
It's all about money Liberty and Justice for All. (Not available in all areas)
WebMD's default diagnosis should be hypochondriac How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you
Everybody is somebody's weirdo Those who know least obey best
You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones to concentrate on. Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. -H.L. Mencken
Some people drag clouds around with them then complain that it's raining Dumb isn't cute
The most common craving of pregnant women is to no longer be pregnant When you hold a grudge you're letting someone live rent-free in your head
Three can keep a secret if two are dead -Ben Franklin If we were meant to pop out of bed, we'd sleep in toasters
Everyone wants to be special but no one wants to be different If you get home after midnight missing a shoe you're not Cinderella, you're drunk
It's always ourselves that we love the least When many expect a mighty stallion they will find hooves on an ant -Terry Pratchett
Trying to contact outer space civilizations could be like the mouse beckoning a cat The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing. -Oscar Wilde
Mass movements can rise and spread without belief in a god, but never without belief in a devil -Eric Hoffer A sixpack is not a support group
Shouting doesn't make you right it just makes you wrong louder Giving rights to other people takes none away from you. It's not pie
The only fool bigger than a know-it-all is the one who argues with him Soylent Green is people, corporations are not
How long before we work the bugs out of this whole "civilization" thing? Why is a reporter out in the hurricane to tell me not to go out in the hurricane?
If we continue to accumulate only power and not wisdom, we will surely destroy ourselves -Carl Sagan Facts are potholes people avoid as they hurry to their opinions
A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind and won't change the subject Well played, parents who name their kids with unguessable alternate spellings
Something we know about people: if they do it once, they'll do it again No telling what things some people might accomplish if they wasted less time posting motivational quotes online
Society is like a stew. It must be stirred up once in a while or a layer of scum forms on top For most of history Anonymous was a woman
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