Instant swimmer, just add water My lacrosse mom can beat up your hockey mom
Soccer it's a real kick in the grass got snow?
Skateboarders welcome here Born to hunt
got dirt? I fish therefore I lie
We interrupt this marriage to bring you the hunting season Winterguard!
PlAYSOccer got ammo?
Born to fish Your Team Sucks
got balls? Skater Chick
Skydivers: good to the last drop It takes a lot of balls to play golf like me
Don't shoot it if you don't eat it got pool?
You can't spell team without "me" Dirt bikes 4 life
got sand? Soccer players do it for 90 minutes
Ruck it! Make the NHL all Canadian
I surf, therefore I am! got ramp?
Volleyball Kills You can skydive with no parachute. Once.
got deck? We interrupt this marriage to bring you the NASCAR season
Golf: A good walk, spoiled. -Mark Twain Have some fun between your legs (on a bicycle)
Lacrosse: Chicks with sticks got board?
got surf? There's no TEAM without ME
Sorry that your fantasy team is even worse than your real life Half marathons are for quitters
Yay, Sports! got net?
Wishin' I was Fshin'
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