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Carpe Manana Keep your hopes up and your head down
Start every day with a smile and get it over with -WC Fields Always try to be a little kinder than necessary
Think outside the box Resist media anthesthesia
Dear science, please work on swapping alcohol’s effect on brain cells and fat cells Persist
PAY GOOD TEACHERS GOOD MONEY be human
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid Let us never speak of this again
Seek first to understand, then to be understood Organize
Write hard, die free Bark less, wag more
If you can't say something nice say it loud enough so I can hear When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
Please contribute in some way Be notorious
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're at school in your underwear
Everything's fine, go back to your program Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out
More sleep, less Proust Be kind to strangers for one of them may be a psychotic killer ready to snap
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable Think or perish
Know your limits and when to ignore them Be good to those who are good to you
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws Ignore the nonsense
Speak so that your words settle softly onto the hearts of others Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide
End tipping. Pay a living wage Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names
Question the answers Stay weird
Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations Question reality
Always have a Plan B (empty toilet paper roll) Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion With those you disagree, be kind
Trust but verify Be like bigfoot stay out of sight
change is good, you go first Fight truth decay
Live every day like it’s Wednesday Relax, nothing is under control
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