Exhortations, page 3
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Dress for the job you want (crown) Get lost (cabin, trees)
Make good choices today for they will be your regrets of tomorrow Make someone happy, mind your own darn business
Try civility Be kind, it confuses people
Dare to be naive -R. Buckminster Fuller Edit ruthlessly
Stop listening to people who tell you to hate If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains!
Love many. Trust few. Bring back the hippies
Time to rethink everything Stop assuming you’re right
Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own -Chinese Proverb Turn that frown upside down. I know a good plastic surgeon
Question authority Ask your dad, he’ll know
Be happy or else Change the channel
Take my advice! I'm not using it Conquer your demons or they will conquer you
Teach children how to think not what to think Obey the machine
Just be nice Realize real lies
Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble Be kind, especially when you least feel like it
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Support local music
Let's get crazy!! And by crazy I mean lunch Fake it until you bake it
Have fun with AI. It will soon be having fun with you Think globally. Act locally.
(bee) Happy Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
Now would be a good time lower your expectations Live each day as if it were your last (but pay bills and stuff just in case)
Kindness is free so use it with everything Get it done
Come to the Math side, we have pi If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours
Make someone’s day a little better Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem
Stressed? Try yelling at people Introverts unite, separately, at home
Relax, we have enough deck chairs for everyone When all else fails, try denial
If it ain't broke, take it apart and see why not If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony
Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV ad is right for you More sci less fi
If you can't say something nice at least be vague Do more things that make you forget to check your phone
Tell the truth but be nimble after -Greek proverb Defend the libraries
Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday
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