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Be kind, it confuses people Get lost (cabin, trees)
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains! Change the channel
Think globally. Act locally. Be kind, especially when you least feel like it
Question authority Let's get crazy!! And by crazy I mean lunch
Take my advice! I'm not using it Dare to be naive -R. Buckminster Fuller
Love many. Trust few. Just be nice
Turn that frown upside down. I know a good plastic surgeon Conquer your demons or they will conquer you
Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own -Chinese Proverb Edit ruthlessly
Fake it until you bake it Teach children how to think not what to think
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours Be happy or else
Make good choices today for they will be your regrets of tomorrow Try civility
Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV ad is right for you Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday
Obey the machine More sci less fi
Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble (bee) Happy
Kindness is free so use it with everything Make someone’s day a little better
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
Have fun with AI. It will soon be having fun with you Stressed? Try yelling at people
Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem Introverts unite, separately, at home
If you can't say something nice at least be vague When all else fails, try denial
Feeling like a phony? Insecure? Try Opprobrium If it ain't broke, take it apart and see why not
Tell the truth but be nimble after -Greek proverb Go fact yourself
Erase hate Do what the corporations say
OK, folks, let's tone down the rhetoric Live each day as if it were your last (but pay bills and stuff just in case)
Defend the libraries Zip it, hippie (Ronald Reagan)
Be not simply good; be good for something -Henry David Thoreau Come to the Math side, we have pi
Hiss less. Purr more. (cat) Ask your dad, he’ll know
If there's something you don't want to do, call it Phase Two Take me as I am or watch me as I go
Be more convincing: yell louder If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony
Do everything with the confidence of a 4-year-old in a Batman T-shirt
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