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Merry Christmas It's a jingle out there
Dear Santa, I can explain... Happy Hanukkah
Peace on earth, good will to all Feliz Navidad
Make Merry. Saturnalia Jingle all the way or don't bother jingling at all
Noel My new New Year's resolution is to not discuss my old New Year's resolution
You saw mommy kissing no one. Understand? I'm dreaming of a #"FFFFFF" Christmas
It's all fun and games until Santa checks his list Blessed Christmas
Felicem diem Nativitatis I've got North-Polar Disorder (the nagging fear there's a jolly fat man on my roof)
I bought Santa's naughty list on eBay For you I wish many nice Gimels
What would Scrooge do? Leftover Halloween candy is a good stocking stuffer, right?
Are Santa's elves subordinate clauses? My New Year's resolution is to stop making faux pas What's yours, to lose weight?
Happy New Year Ain’t no laws when you’re Santa Claus (cat in Santa hat)
I believe Happy New Year, let the old one go
Happy freakin' Christmas! -Peter Griffin Blessed Yule
Bah, humbug Make Santa's work easier ...be naughty
You had me at ho Happy Challah Days
My New Year's resolutions seem to go in one year and out the other Happy Festivus. Strength. Grievances. No tinsel.
I find your lack of cheer disturbing -Darth Vader Just say ho!
I've decided to go with naughty this year I struggle with OCD: Obsessive Christmas Decorating
OK, fat man, make with the presents! -Stewie More sleighbell! -Christopher Walken
Happy Chrismakkah! Ho Ho Ho
You'll shoot your eye out! All I want for Christmas is a nap
Insert your preferred seasonal greeting of love & good will here Dyslexics' Christmas Party with special guest: SATAN
Oh goody. The annual season of compulsory joy My New Year's resolution is for you to be more interesting
Merry Christmas Naugthy doesn't even begin to cover it
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