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Joyeux Noël Please check one: Naughty. Nice. Tried My Best
Bill Murray Christmas I hated spending New Yer's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve
Getting Christmas Day off is the new Christmas bonus Secret Santa is a way to turn $20 into disappointment
This is my favorite time of the year to not like If your Christmas tree is still up in February, you're lazy. If it's still up in May, you're an artist
If Santa ever saw Facebook the only present he’d bring most of you is a dictionary Do I still have time to edit last year’s New Year’s resolution?
My new year’s resolutions are a list of improvements my friends should make You better watch out (Santa)
be merry Happy Solstice
Hope I don't get what I got last Christmas... fat All I want for Christmas is a couple of retweets
A Hanukkah miracle would be me being sure how to spell Hanukkah Dear Santa, I was framed
The hard part of Secret Santa is being sure not to regift something from last year's Secret Santa Peace (Hannukah candles)
Ho!. Season's Greetings The Anti-Redundancy Society If there's a war on Christmas, Halloween and Thankgiving lost
Tell me what you want what you really really want - Santa Christmas gifts are how loved ones show how little they understand each other
I put so much thought into Christmas shopping it's now too late to do it FESTIVUS! Because they ruined all the other holidays
(Santa) The Hanukkah miracle now would be a 5% phone battery that lasts 8 days
Here’s to a new year full of all the things we’ll have no control over Instead of a New Year's resolution just get your act together in general
Buon Natale I'm only a morning person on December 25th
Festivus for the rest of us, December 23rd I can’t make a new year’s resolution, my last one hasn’t kicked in yet
Merry Christmas to all those who think this should say Happy Holidays Happy Holidays to all those who think this should say Merry Christmas
Pets are for life, not just for Christmas Hands off my latkes!!
I start putting off my Christmas shopping earlier every year It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Saturnalia. wreaths, candles, gift-giving
I sleigh (Santa) Lifetime member: the Naughty List
Does Santa only hear from you when you want something? It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
FA (LA)8 I know it’s time to start thinking about Christmas shopping when I see ads for last-minute gift ideas
Merry everything Happy Always Holiday office parties: Where fun is work work
My spirit animal is the Grinch Happy HANukkah (Han Solo)
My New Year’s resolution will probably stay at 1080 Christmas, when we try to make up for the past with the present
Dear Santa, why so judgmental? Wishing you a happy whatever doesn’t offend you!
Christmas is coming, practice your It’s-just-what-I-wanted face Mistletoe is a gateway plant
White Christmas. Still OK, or no? Siri, wrap the presents
Before I commit to 2024 show me the trailer Christmas calories don’t count
Happy New Year to all who work at Return & Exchange counters My 2024 Resolution is same as 2023 – try not to fail at my 2006 resolution
2023 6,805th consecutive Worst Year Ever
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