Aspirations, page 1
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I wish I was a thin as my patience I want a Fairy Godmother
I would like to move to a smarter planet I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
More pageantry, please I would like to buy a vowel
I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ I just want to be inspired
I want magic to be real I'm waiting for the 70s to come back
What I need is a Hide button for real life I just want you to fill the cavernous void in my soul. Is that so much to ask?
I'm thinking of making low self esteem a fad I need a slogan
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power. -Ashleigh Brilliant I plan to start a diet next week. So far, so good
I would gladly trade all I own for more and better stuff I'd live up to my potential if it didn't cut into my sitting around time
Give me the coffee to change the things I can and the wine to accept the things I cannot I want some levity
The workout buddy I want would tell me I look great and I can skip my workout I'd rather be sleeping
I want a Google that helps me search for things in my house When I call Customer Service I'd like a button to press for English I Can Understand
1% wannabe If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem I wish I was where I was when I was wishing I was here
I'd rather be at Kamp Krusty If history repeats itself I'm so getting a dinosaur
I want it all and I want it covered in chocolate I think I'll take a nap and let my problems solve themselves
My dream wedding is to not have one I'd rather be at band camp
I want it all and I want it delivered I want to be a cyborg
If anybody ever steals my identity I hope they treat it better than I have If every day is a gift, I'd like to exchange Monday
I have no desire for money, it's stuff that I want I want to be a robot
I'd like to wake up now Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions
LOOKING FOR INSIGHT I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy
When I grow up I wanna be something or other I don't want to lower heaven, I just want to raise hell
My goal weight is the one on my driver’s license Someday i hope i invent something and get rich
I want a job as karma's hit man I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon
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