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Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts
Someday i hope i invent something and get rich Give me the coffee to change the things I can and the wine to accept the things I cannot
I'm looking forward to regretting this I'd like to wake up now
When I grow up I wanna be something or other I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy
I want it all and I want it delivered If I could be good at just one thing I would choose everything
When i grow up i want to be an internet predator Aspiring to be retiring
I would like to move to a smarter planet My goal weight is the one on my driver’s license
If I could pick a super power I'd take the ability to stop eating when I'm full Just a Thelma looking for her Louise
I'm trying to get my weight down to the level of my self-esteem I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
I need a spam filter for people in real life I wish the voices would social distance
I’d like to see the Where’s Waldo pandemic edition
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