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Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child? Sarcastic? Moi?
Why don't psychics win more lotteries? got purpose?
What would Ripley do? How am I supposed to love my enemies when I can barely stand my friends?
Voice-recognition software is great can I get it installed on my kids? Sorry, what was the part after "Listen carefully"?
Really, what's the worst that could happen? Do you know what would make me happy? Seriously, I'm trying to find out
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? Why do bad decisions become such good stories?
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's an obscure number you've probably never heard of What would Scooby Doo?
Am I the last sane person here? What's stopping you?
How did bat excrement become the measure for how crazy someone is? Is the S or the C silent in SCENT?
What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster Do? Has anyone seen Waldo? I'm starting to get worried
Are we having fun yet? I hate to spread rumors but what else can one do with them?
If we are only supposed to behave why are there so many other options? And how does that make you feel?
If matter is mostly composed of empty space, what explains heavy things? What part of illegal immigration don't you understand?
What's the right age to tell a highway it's adopted? got angst?
How bad does it have to get before you do something? Why do you think they call it programming?
Anybody know where that village is that will help me raise my children? What are you on?!
What would Dilbert do? Who decided that a small anything is fun size?
Why is there never time to do it right but always time to do it over? Am I self centered or is it just me?
Why do I have to take English class? I'm never going to England. Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you here for the cookies?
Why does a phone ring so short when you run to answer it and so long when you ignore it? Am I living happily ever after yet?
Do people who pay for college know that Google and Wikipedia are free? What would Wolverine do?
Why limit happy hour to an hour? If illegals do jobs Americans refuse to, will they work on immigration reform?
If someone steals my identity they have to pay off my college loans, right? It's 10pm, do you know where your pants are?
Who started this never-ending war between rock, paper and scissors? How do they get chicken to taste like so many other things?
Since when do I need a reason? How many words a picture is worth in today's words?
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