Personal Issues, page 1

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Turns out I'm not an AfternoonPerson either Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas
Overthinker Awkward is my specialty
I'm like a superhero but with no powers or motivation Under my gruff exterior is a gruffer interior
I have delusions of adequacy I'm just the right amount of crazy
I learn the hard way ADHD
I'm not anti-social I just hate being with people Insufficient memory at this time
Feigning enthusiasm I think my supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable level
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions My hobbies are eating and complaining I'm getting fat
MY voices can beat up YOUR voices Bored
Not a go-getter I don't have pet peeves, mine are wild and untamed peeves
I'm not a procrastinator I'm just an avid follower of distractions I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other
My will power in any situation is always exactly not quite enough Go away. Can't adult today
not well enough to leave well enough alone Oops. I've become my mother
I have few faults but I try to make the most of them Socially unacceptable
Mathlete Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine
Ask me about my anger management disorder I would be more social, except... people
I run on coffee and sarcasm Smalltalk Survivor
Ske?tic (skeptic) I'm a perfectionist about how other people should do things
I have many hidden talents. If you find any let me know what they are Cleverly Disguised as a Muggle
Happy alone I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair
Powered by existential dread I'm nicer on the weekend
I put the hot in psychotic If you knew my family you'd understand
98% chimp I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
Conformist I wouldn't say I'm street smart I'm more Sesame Street smart
Feisty when I need to be I don't do happy
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