Personal Issues, page 4

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Smalltalk Survivor Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's not an adrenaline kind of person
Adult child of a space alien Infidel
Thinking inappropriate thoughts Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
Person of Interest I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person
If there was an award for Most Pessimistic I probably wouldn't even get nominated Donut magnet
jenius South African Princess
Overpowered by funk I'm a nurse. What's your superpower?
If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet Subversive
Adult-ish Lost cause
One glorious mess I never make a mistake twice. Usually it's ten times, minimum
Thermostat Cop “Just put on a sweater” I'm not a peeper, I'm neighborly
Evil genius According to my BMI I'm too short
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution I'm not bad I just spell that way
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick sounds like there's a cure Mutant
Pot head (coffee pot) My superpower is turning alcohol into regret
Member of the Volturi Still haven’t learned how to do mornings
Unregistered offender Irish Princess
I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people World’s greatest father/farter
Alpha Female Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them
Devoid of street cred My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling
#nofilter (mouth)
I’m very good at bad decisions Irish
If you can’t handle me at my worst just know it’s identical to my best My spirit animal is a Gummy Bear
Anxiety Awareness Day: I'm anxious. Now you're aware. I'm an Empathetic person in an Apathetic world
I'm not a pessimist I'm optimistically challenged A large group of people is called a no-thanks
Nothing seems to be working for me so that’s what I’m going to keep doing I’m not short i’m concentrated
Blinded by the dark Socially distant
Thanks to physical distancing my social skills are finally adequate I am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions
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