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I do work for food My job gives me lots of responsibility. When things go wrong, I'm responsible
Many are called, but few are at their desks A committee is just a mob without the passion
If at first you don't succeed, blame marketing I don't mind coming to work but this 8-hour wait to go home is ridiculous
Disgruntled Employee of the Month It's easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't
I enjoy being a cog in the machine of industry I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
I'm sticking with the union My boss doesn't care what I do until I don't do it
Outsource my job... please No job is over until the paperwork's done
Bringing gym clothes to work is the new going to the gym It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else
I only have coffee at home to be able to get to the coffee at work No coffee, no workee
got work? Missing Take Your Child TO Work Day takes some sting out of being unemployed
The only good thing about my job is that my chair swivels The meetings will continue until morale improves
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor My job ate my life
I need my Monday to be shorter or my coffee to be stronger Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone?
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost The sure way to avoid work is to find a job you love
Work is for people who don't know how to be rich Committee: a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary
Employee of the decade Complaint Dept. Take a number
Why does the marketing department have all the people with brain damage? If you want to get to the top prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom
I can't even afford to take a staycation My boss is from the land down under. Hell
tgif. I don't even have all-caps enthusiasm this week I earn a 7-figure income. Unfortunately that includes a decimal point
I love my &%$#ing job and my job loves &%$#ing me Hey you, get busy!
Looking busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week My boss pretends I'm paid a lot so I pretend I work a lot
I'm muliti-slacking today I don't need a longer weekend, I just need a shorter week
Dies this cubicle make me look dead inside? Mediocrity: It's easier and you never have to work late
Actually, you do have to be crazy to work here but, no, it doesn't help Maybe it's not Mondays, maybe it's your job that sucks
Work is the new retirement The meetings will continue until we discover why productivity is down
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