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Many are called, but few are at their desks I think, therefore I'm overqualified
got work? Give a man food, he can eat for a day.  But give him a job and he can only eat for 30 minutes
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost I work 40 hours a week to be this poor
Maybe it's not Mondays, maybe it's your job that sucks tgif. I don't even have all-caps enthusiasm this week
My resume is mostly a list of things I never want to do again If they hang motivational posters where you work, you probably have a job a robot will be doing soon
I love my &%$#ing job and my job loves  &%$#ing me I took my job to pursue my lifelong ambition of not starving to death
I'm alergic to my job I have a sleep disorder where I wake up every morning and go to work
I don't need a longer weekend, I just need a shorter week The only thing worse than being laid off from my job would be not being laid off
To balance work and family, don't work or have a family Actually, you do have to be crazy to work here but, no, it doesn't help
It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else I can't even afford to take a staycation
My boss pretends I'm paid a lot so I pretend I work a lot It's easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't
I spend every Monday destroying the evidence of how little I did on Friday My boss is from the land down under. Hell
I'm one of the Working Dead Take your child to work day finally gives me an excuse for not getting my work done
The meetings will continue until we discover why productivity is down The great thing about a 3-day weekend it's followed by a 4-day week
Some days at work I have very little fun. And those are the good days My company's going to start giving us random drug tests. I wonder which drugs we'll get?
One who knows HOW will always have a job ...working for the one who knows WHY Not having an office window makes me so unhappy I'm happy I don't have an office window to jump out of
Looking busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week Dies this cubicle make me look dead inside?
My company's fringe benefits include anxiety, depression and no insurace My commute wouldn't be so bad if it didn't take me to work
I only have coffee at home to be able to get to the coffee at work My boss told me to have a good day so I went home
The hardest part of my job is pretending I like my job It's so quiet in this office right now I can hear my boss's dreams dying
I never get involved in office drama. Once I start it, I walk away Work is the new retirement
The beatings will continue until morale improves I had to leave my job for health reasons. I was sick of it
I work best with others when they leave me the hell alone Hire slow, Fire fast
You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We train. Yeah, I’m gonna need you to stay home for the next few weeks. Mmm-kay? Great. (Bill Lumbergh)
My new coworkers are cute but lazy
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