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I need a skip-the-Gym-Buddy I wish I had back all the money I've spent on video games so I could buy new video games
I want a job as karma's hit man
There should be a benefit concert to help put an end to benefit concerts Aspiring to be retiring
Just a Thelma looking for her Louise I'm looking forward to regretting this
If I had a time machine I would totally go back to bed I don't want buns of steel, I want buns of cinnamon
I need therapy …retail therapy! I’d like to see the Where’s Waldo pandemic edition
I hope they invent a way to date that doesn’t involve interacting with people I need a spam filter for people in real life
If I could be good at just one thing I’d choose cheating. Then I’d be good at everything I wish the voices would social distance
I would like a summer vacation from hearing about everyone’s summer vacation How about a button for good customer service?
Looking for answers What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That's irrelevant!
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