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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson
Just when I'm old enough to have my head together, my body starts falling apart! They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) Life is too short to live someone else's dreams
The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it
Aged to perfection You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too  much responsibility and too little pay
I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense You’re officially old if your doctor is younger than you
The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear
Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
We die only once, and for such a long time -Molière Adulthood: Where you’re always tired except at bedtime
Don't grow up it's a trap! My life is an endless battle against maturity
You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
I’m at the age when getting lucky means remembering why I walked into the room Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime
Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult It's not the dying that bothers me it's the not being here anymore
The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride
I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties
Life is short and lasts forever I thought I’d be young longer
Once you finally you have the money & time to do what you want you don’t have the energy Old enough to know better, too young to care
I was glad stores finally started playing. Better music, then I realized it was just me getting old Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats -Voltaire
Dear Life, you could have at least bought me a drink first Grey hair is just your body running low on toner
Life is a test you couldn’t study for It’s amazing how people my age are so much older than me
Seriously, Life, if you would like to give me lemons I would prefer that instead of all this other crap A lifetime isn’t as long as you think it is
The best cure for almost anything is to be under 21 At my age when I roll a joint... it’s my ankle
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