Attitude, page 1

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Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win Do I look like a freakin' people person?
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE
My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
Don't assume I care I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt
Have a nice day! ...somewhere else Your parents must be very disappointed
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you In memory of when I cared
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce I know CRAZY and I'm not afraid to use it
EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
Stop Global Whining Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor' Let me drop everything and work on your problem
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha not amused
My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm Not now, but soon -Stewie
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist I'm not too old, you're music just sucks
Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed Enough sarcasm and profanity and you can deal with anybody
It's your fault that I blame everyone else for my problems I'm ready to listen are you ready to think?
Just be glad I'm not twins I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock I'm not laughing on the inside either
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up Can you not?
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please?
Sorry, it's not my day to care Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity
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