Attitude, page 1

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Let me drop everything and work on your problem I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
In memory of when I cared
It matters not if you win or lose, it only matters that I win
Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days til I start caring what you think If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE
My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right Do I look like a freakin' people person?
If you're happy and you know it please just shut up about it FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested
Silence, you garrulous dolt! -Stewie You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt not amused
I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce I know CRAZY and I'm not afraid to use it
Sure, it's easy to point out my faults but it's harder to just shut up! Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in
Being perfect isn't as easy as I make it look Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha I'm only sarcastic on days that begin with T, such as Today and Tomorrow
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted Attempting to care  Please wait
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you Your parents must be very disappointed
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten Don't assume I care
It is not my job to blow sunshine up your butt Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it
I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? Have a nice day! ...somewhere else
I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor'
Hey, trainwreck, this station is closed Your inadequate grammar is something up with which I can no longer put
Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about but you don't know what I'm talking about either Stop Global Whining
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm Even if you persuade me, you will not persuade me. -Aristophanes
I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary Enough sarcasm and profanity and you can deal with anybody
I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you Can you not?
All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you Don't cry because it's over, just shut up about it already
I can only please one person a day. I choose me. Sorry. Let me get back to you when I give a damn
I don't do perky Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please?
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