Attitude, page 1
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I'm ready to listen are you ready to think? My way, highway
I find your illogical arguments curious. -Mr. Spock I'm not laughing on the inside either
What I lack in tactfulness I make up for in sarcasm I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my butt
FYI, you have the right to remain silent even when not being arrested Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
It's called karma and it's pronounced hahaha not amused
Have a nice day! ...somewhere else I'm just going to pretend you're a user agreement and ignore you
Not a people pleaser It's cute that you think I care
I can explain it for you but I can't understand it for you I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce
Some people can't laugh at themselves; that's where I come in Just be glad I'm not twins
Revenge is such an ugly word. I prefer 'Returning the Favor' Sorry, it's not my day to care
pretending to be interested I'm generally pleasant to people. Your results may vary
Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part Can you not?
It's call Buzz Off and you'll find it right over there I couldn't decide which bumper sticker to get, so pretend this is the one that annoys you most
If you can't take a joke, TAKE A HIKE I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
Don't assume I care I get paid to be nice at work Don't be looking for freebies
I don't care. And I can't seem to find my way around that Oh look, only 2,852,677 more days till I start caring what you think
There's someone for everyone. For you, I recommend a psychiatrist In memory of when I cared
Sarcasm; it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it You are very close to exceeding the limits of my medication
I'm having a nice day, don't screw it up All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you
I'm not too old, you're music just sucks I have my faults but being wrong isn't one of them
EVERYONE is entitled to my OPINION My strategy for dealing with you is to play dead
Someone out there cares Not me, but someone. Maybe. Lactose is the least of the things I don't tolerate
Would your inner child like to grow the hell up, please? Not now, but soon -Stewie
I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Sarcasm and Profanity Remember when I asked for your opinion? Neither do I
Let me drop everything and work on your problem Stop Global Whining
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