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Someday you’ll go far and I’d like it to be today I've upped my standards now, up yours
Don’t expect mere proof to sway my opinion Attempting to care Please wait
Sorry to interrupt your story but it inspires me to start telling this one about me Get to the part where I lose my temper
I googled your symptoms, turns out you’re a jerk Everyone you meet has a story. That's why I never go out
I really value your opinions tht you keep to yourself I don’t have all day
I see you've got on your new crankypants Eeww, people
So what if I’m wrong? I can yell louder than you Hi. I don’t care. Thanks.
Yes, my opinions are verified as correct Be reasonable. Do it my way
The first rule of business: Stay out of mine No need to repeat yourself I still won’t be listening
I would be a people person except… people I’m the best thing that happened in the 90s
If you think I’m short wait till you see my patience You have a very confident grasp of your misinformation
I’m nice when I want to be. So far, haven’t wanted to I’m not conceited but I have every right to be
You’re either on my side or in my way Please cancel my subscription to your issues
Yes, YTA If at first you don’t succeed, I told you so!
Guess what else is gluten free: Shutting up I’d interrupt less if you were more interesting
No, you’re right, let’s do it the stupidest way possible Don’t be a jerk There, now I’m your life coach
How long are you going to abuse our patience? Good Morning (I mean go away)
You can’t please everyone but I’m 100% at ticking them off You can’t please everyone so just concentrate on me
Let's all just get along with me Little known fact: you can do a thing without telling everyone about it
You say bad, I say epic If I don’t tell you, how will you know you’re wrong?
I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons There are two types of people in the world. Avoid them
I’m not arguing, you’re just refusing to agree with me I would explain it to you but I don’t have the time. Or the crayons
You can stop talking now I already don’t care I'd say your hamster has departed your wheel
I have selective hearing. Sorry, you were not selected A penny for your thoughts seems a little expensive
Don’t give me your crappy attitude I’ve already got one Warning: Patience depleted
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