Attitude, page 4
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I suffer from that disorder where you’re too easily offended by what I say I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Science Fact: The center of the universe is not you Had my attitude tested. I’m negative
Ask me about… actually, just go away Am I perfect? No. But do I strive each day to be better? Also no.
I’m always kind of annoyed with people Funny how?
Stop judging me for judging you I don’t understand. But also I don’t care. So, no problem
I wake up with a good attitude then you people ruin it I googled my symptoms. Turns out you’re annoying
You find me offensive? Then stop finding me I’d love to stay and chat except I’m lying
There are two types of people. I don’t like either of them Life is full of disappointments and you just made the list
Today’s Menu: Take it. Leave it Off is how I wish for you to buzz
Didn’t mean to offend you. I was just lucky Live, laugh, leave me alone
I have PMS & GPS Make me mad, I will find you Winning isn't everything, but beating you sure is
One second, I’m looking for who asked your opinion Shhh, no one cares
You say I’m averse to criticism, I say shut up You can definitely be kind of a jerk sometimes
They tell me to be less stubborn but I am not going to do it Your biggest problem is not knowing you’re the problem
Know what else is good for your health? Minding your own business Sorry, I can’t go. I have a headache scheduled that day
Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem The reason kids these days are so grumpy is their music sucks
Cluck around and find out (Chicken) Are you a software update? Because I don’t have time for you
Hear that? That's the sound of nobody caring what you think Sarcasm loading, please wait
Sorry that common sense offends you so much Here’s to pretending anything changes when the year does
I had zero expectations and you managed to fall short of them I find your lack of punctuation disturbing (Darth Vader)
I don't make the rules, I just insist they be enforced on everyone but me Is there a bug repellent that will also work on humans?
Getting tired of being right all the time Your data-free opinions are such a delight
Your opinion matters. Probably, To someone. Or not. I’m offended by you being offended
This is gonna hurt me much less than it's gonna hurt you You. Saw. Nothing.
Revenge and accidents are two different things. Usually. Wow, even with your head up your butt you’ve got your nose into my business
Could you please get to the part of your story that relates to something I can say about ME If you want to criticize me please do it in the form of a compliment
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