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I want an emoticon for Courtesy Laugh On the Internet no one knows you're a cat
There's a nut loose on your keyboard Your computer may beat you at chess but not kickboxing
I don't do Fwds The Internet - because time isn't going to waste itself
Learning binary is as easy as 01, 10, 11 Never post faster than your guardian angel can read
Be sure brain is engaged before SEND key is released I press the Control key but it's not giving me any
Warning: the Internet is not meant as a substitute for human companionship Before Facebook, we had to "like" things with our feelings
Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 48% Flame-Free Zone
This Sticker is awaiting moderation By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted
Warning: This thread has been oversaturated with sactimonious tedium I got off of Twitter because I sensed I was being followed
I must go, for I see someone on the Internet is incorrect and I must admonish them posthaste and with authority! Internet Dependent
No trolls I see by the length of your Facebook post that you are passionate about an issue on which you are utterly ill-informed
PICNIC: Problem in chair, not in computer My online profile contains 15% fewer lies than the average
Because I'm the administrator, that's why! Sometimes I think I'm the only one here over 15
Share if you hate all those posts that tell you to "share this if..." Too bad the people with solutions to all the world's problems stay home and just post comments on the Internet
I left my dignity on the Internet Sometimes, when I'm alone, I google myself
Googleheimer's: When you forget what you were about to Google If you ban me again I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't If you're sharing your life every 5 minutes on Facebook, you might not actually have a life
I'm starting to think it was a poor decision to sharemy life's most intimate details with the entire Internet You're ruining the Internet
The Internet, where spelling goes to die When I was your age, the Internet was called Books
I only go online once a day for about 16 hours Home is anywhere my wi-fi connects automatically
I can't go to bed, stuff's happening on the Internet! OK, just one more level
If you can read this you have internet access Social Justice Warriors... ENRAGE!!
There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling! Life's way too short to stay on topic
92% of LOLs are fake The Internet seems to be tightening its grip on me
Work is for people who don't have Internet access You're known by the company you keep and the e-mails you forward
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