Exhortations, page 1

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
change is good you go first Dance like the picture won't be tagged
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken Love many. Trust few.
Relax, nothing is under control Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
Obey the machine Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Repent or be damned. If you have already repented disregard this notice
Just say no thank you -Miss Manners Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Talk less, say more Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button Question the answers
Reject Greed Prevent child abuse: obey your parents
Back the badge Subvert the dominant paradigm
Be happy... lower your expectations! Improve your phone's battery life: Put the damn thing down sometimes
Hiss less, purr more Love thy neighbor as thyself -Leviticus, 19:18
Aim for my head Be nice or go away
Be more convincing: yell louder Question Astrology
Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra
Please be patient I'm screwing things up as fast as I can Running away from your problems doesn't work. Play dead
Doubt Everything Think outside the Fox
Fight mediocrity People before profits!
Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS
Stop worrying what people think of you. Most of them don't Think outside the box
Just don't More cowbell!!
Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean
Erase hate Less attitude, more gratitude
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