Exhortations, page 1

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Come to the dark side, we have cookies Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.
change is good you go first Dance like the picture won't be tagged
Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken To be interesting, be interested
Relax, nothing is under control Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim
Obey the machine Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Stop whining and plot your revenge
Just say no thank you -Miss Manners Love thy neighbor as thyself -Leviticus, 19:18
Talk less, say more Have fun in bed with someone you love Read a story to your kid tonight
Keep the dream alive, use the snooze button Question the answers
Reject Greed Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Back the badge Subvert the dominant paradigm
Be happy... lower your expectations! Improve your phone's battery life: Put the damn thing down sometimes
Hiss less, purr more Be nice or go away
Aim for my head Question Astrology
Please be patient I'm screwing things up as fast as I can Running away from your problems doesn't work. Play dead
Junk food doesn't contain much nutrition so make sure you eat a lot of it When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra
Fight mediocrity Be more convincing: yell louder
Do one thing each day that scares you ...except skydive with no parachute, don't do that Think outside the Fox
Just don't People before profits!
I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS
Stop worrying what people think of you. Most of them don't Think outside the box
Doubt Everything More cowbell!!
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Erase hate
Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases Less attitude, more gratitude
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