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Carpe Manana Talk less, say more
Ignore the nonsense Chew your words thoroughly before you spit them out
Come to the dark side, we have cookies Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too -Voltaire
Wake up! Be nice or go away
Be happy... lower your expectations! Lead us not into temptation, just tell us where it is
EXAMINE YOUR BELIEFS Dial it back, people!
Be yourself. No one else wants the job Just don't
Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow. Go over there somewhere Resist media anthesthesia
Measure twice. Saw once. Carpenter's maxim Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're at school in your underwear
Dance like the picture won't be tagged Step softly. Dreams, hearts and people are too easily broken
Cheer up! Things aren't as bad as they're gonna be Less attitude, more gratitude
More cowbell!! Brush my rock 'n' roll hair
Persist To sharpen a point of view hone it against many others
Check engine soon Think outside the box outside the box
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em! Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide
Question reality Embrace frivolity
Forget your past mistakes and focus on your future mistakes Embrace chaos
Let us never speak of this again Be kind to strangers for one of them may be a psychotic killer ready to snap
Say no to clowns Fight mediocrity
When you come to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra Be notorious
Smile and wave boys, smile and wave I'm not good with hints. Say what you mean
Choose thought Demand Truth
Persuade or obey Live long and prosper
Follow your heart but bring your brain along Always try to be a little kinder than necessary
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