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Fight truth decay Everything's fine, go back to your program
Stay weird Know your limits and when to ignore them
Dress for the job you want (crown) Keep your hopes up and your head down
Be good to those who are good to you If you can't say something nice say it loud enough so I can hear
be human Trust but verify
Start every day with a smile and get it over with -WC Fields Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
More sleep, less Proust Dear science, please work on swapping alcohol’s effect on brain cells and fat cells
Speak so that your words settle softly onto the hearts of others Write hard, die free
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws Support local music
Please contribute in some way Be like bigfoot stay out of sight
End tipping. Pay a living wage Always have a Plan B (empty toilet paper roll)
Relax, nothing is under control Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
Question the answers Organize
Feeling like a phony? Insecure? Try Opprobrium Think or perish
Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names Change the channel
Get it done Make someone happy, mind your own darn business
Live every day like it’s Wednesday Realize real lies
Stop listening to people who tell you to hate Bark less, wag more
Time to rethink everything Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases
Just be nice Bring back the hippies
Stop assuming you’re right With those you disagree, be kind
Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations
Relax, we have enough deck chairs for everyone More science, less deniance
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone change is good, you go first
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