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Be good to those who are good to you Everything's fine, go back to your program
Keep your hopes up and your head down Know your limits and when to ignore them
If you can't say something nice say it loud enough so I can hear Start every day with a smile and get it over with -WC Fields
be human Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
To be loved, be lovable -Ovid When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut
More sleep, less Proust Dear science, please work on swapping alcohol’s effect on brain cells and fat cells
Speak so that your words settle softly onto the hearts of others Write hard, die free
Follow your heart. Provided it does not violate state or local laws Please contribute in some way
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle Organize
Think or perish Bark less, wag more
Stay weird Be like bigfoot stay out of sight
End tipping. Pay a living wage Always have a Plan B (empty toilet paper roll)
Relax, nothing is under control Dress for the job you want (crown)
Question the answers Trust but verify
Feeling like a phony? Insecure? Try Opprobrium Support local music
Forgive and forget but keep a list of the names Change the channel
Get it done Make someone happy, mind your own darn business
Live every day like it’s Wednesday Realize real lies
Stop listening to people who tell you to hate Fight truth decay
Time to rethink everything Just be nice
Bring back the hippies Try Placebo, Proven effective in 30-40% of cases
Stop assuming you’re right With those you disagree, be kind
Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday Deny everything, admit nothing, make counter-accusations
Relax, we have enough deck chairs for everyone More science, less deniance
Do more things that make you forget to check your phone change is good, you go first
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