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Obey the machine Think (outside the box)
Make good choices today for they will be your regrets of tomorrow Deal with the faults of others as gently as your own -Chinese Proverb
Let's get crazy!! And by crazy I mean lunch Try civility
Dare to be naive -R. Buckminster Fuller Turn that frown upside down. I know a good plastic surgeon
Think globally. Act locally. Question authority
Do everything with the confidence of a 4-year-old in a Batman T-shirt Make someone’s day a little better
Ask your doctor if medical advice from a TV ad is right for you Get lost (cabin, trees)
If you're happy and you know it, clank your chains! Listen more, talk less. No one’s ears ever got them in trouble
OK, folks, let's tone down the rhetoric Be kind, it confuses people
Think outside the sticker If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours
(bee) Happy Conquer your demons or they will conquer you
Fake it until you bake it Take my advice! I'm not using it
Love many. Trust few. Stressed? Try yelling at people
More sci less fi Just scratch some dirt over it and move on
Edit ruthlessly Be happy or else
Kindness is free so use it with everything Introverts unite, separately, at home
If you want a queen, earn her (Cersei) Have fun with AI. It will soon be having fun with you
If you can't say something nice at least be vague Go fact yourself
Be kind, especially when you least feel like it Tell the truth but be nimble after -Greek proverb
When all else fails, try denial Erase hate
If it ain't broke, take it apart and see why not Don’t be part of the problem, be the entire problem
Be more convincing: yell louder Teach children how to think not what to think
Come to the Math side, we have pi Defend the libraries
Zip it, hippie (Ronald Reagan) If you want a puppy start by asking for a pony
If there's something you don't want to do, call it Phase Two Ask your dad, he’ll know
Do what the corporations say Hiss less. Purr more. (cat)
Be not simply good; be good for something -Henry David Thoreau Need things to change? Try Wishful Thinking It’s easy!
Save our water Save our power No Data Center Live each day as if it were your last (but pay bills and stuff just in case)
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. End of discussion Take me as I am or watch me as I go
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