Exhortations, page 3

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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable
Choose thought Take my advice now, while I'm still young enough to know everything
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business today Be kind, it confuses people
If there's something you don't want to do, call it Phase Two Persuade or obey
Bark less, wag more Wake me when it's Friday
Sin. Repent. Repeat. Work hard, shop hard
If it ain't broke, break it Nothing to see here, move along
Think outside the sticker Be good, get good or goodbye
Be kind to strangers for one of them may be a psychotic killer ready to snap Believe what you want and shut the hell up
Smile, the government is watching Think or perish
Stay asleep Please put all criticisms in the form of a compliment
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles with it Think outside the box
Suck it up, champ Kindness is contagious, so get the hell away from me
Make poverty history Persist
Follow your dreams. Except that one where you're at school in your underwear Be yourself. Unless you suck
Ignore the nonsense Think globally. Act locally.
Enjoy organic food Or as your grandparents called it: food Make sutuff
Stop judging me for judging you If you can't say something nice at least make it funny
If you leave me a voicemail please text me what it says Dance like no one is watching. Cuz they aren't. They're staring at their phones
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em! Ban Humans
Give peas a chance. Go vegetarian Be good but if you can't be good, call me
Brush my rock 'n' roll hair Come to the light side, we have health care
Seek first to understand, then to be understood Buy local
Always be yourself unless you're not, then don't Ask me about better living through denial
Blame my parents Don't hate
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