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The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, and the young know everything. -Oscar Wilde Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Many want to live long but few want to be old Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
Without music, life would be a mistake. -Nietzsche Being a grown up is the most boring game of pretend ever
You're as young as you feel but never as important The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death
You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap Some people age like fine wine, I'm aging like milk
Life is short. Buy the shoes No one here gets out alive
Life's a bitch and some days it has puppies There is more to life than increasing its speed -Gandhi
I just broke my own record for most days lived Age brings wisdom. Or age shows up alone. You never know.
Life is too complicated in the morning My goal is to die young as old as possible
If you don't run your own life, someone else will. -John Atkinson Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines. -Edward Young
What doesn't kill you is still gonna leave a bruise We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn Age is a high price to pay for maturity
Life Happens You'll never be this young again
If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up too much space If I knew I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -George Bernard Shaw I plan to live forever. So far, so good
Life is too important to be taken seriously My life has a superb cast but a confusing plot
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) It often costs a lot of time and money to find out the best things in life are free
Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes Death is merely the sould returning to equilibrium
Old is always 15 years older than I am Sorry, the life you ordered is currently out of stock
It's not middle age, it's relaxed fit No one is ever old enough to know better
It's not length of life, but depth of life. -Emerson Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do
My life's not perfect but at least today my hair is I intend to live forever or die trying
Death is always too early or too late Of all the things that can happen to a man, old age is the most unexpected  -Leon Trotsky
Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson The joy of living is his who has the heart to demand it. -Teddy Roosevelt
Growing old isn't for sissies Pro tip: Be born rich
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