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My life is an endless battle against maturity Life: a series of random events separated by snacks
What matters most in life are quotes saying what matters in life None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm -Thoreau
I don't mind my body aging, I just wish it would do it more quietly Don't tell me to act my age, I've never been this age before, I don't know how to do it
Life’s a trip, enjoy the ride For an idea of what life after death will be like just think back to your life before birth
If I knew I'd live this long I would maybe have a plan now or some such What doesn't kill you merely postpones the inevitable
I'd rather be over the hill than under it I ask kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm looking for ideas
What happens after you die? Lots of things, just not with you Just when I'm old enough to have my head together, my body starts falling apart!
With age comes wisdom* (*Arthritis and 30 lbs of fat) Life is fatal
I'm at an age where if someone asked me if I wanted super sex, I'd ask for the soup I'd like to die doing what I love: staying alive
My favorite thing about being alive is getting to sleep Life sure is taking up a lot of my time
If life logged us off for inactivity I'd have been dead years ago Don't try to cheat death, he will hunt you down and kill you
Death is nature's way of saying you're fired Pretty sure my kids will grow up before I do
If things get better with age, I'm approaching perfection Live forever? No thanks, I don’t even like to stay late at parties
The best thing about the good old days I wasn't old and I didn't try to be good Life is like an elevator, you may need to let some people off along the way
They say such nice things at funerals, it's sad to think we all miss our own by so few days Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Life is too short to knit with cheap yarn I'm at an age where most of my comments start "I'm at an age where"
Dear Life, I've learned you're not fair. Please stop teaching me that lesson I'm waiting for the plot twist where my life makes sense
Youth is fleeting but immaturity can last a lifetime Being an adult is mostly feeling tired all the time and telling people how tired you are and listening to them tell you how tired they are
Don’t let being old get you down. It’s too hard to get back up The meaning of life is that it stops -Kafka
Life is too complicated in the morning I can't have a Midlife Crisis I'm too busy with my Wholelife Crisis
It's not the dying that bothers me it's the not being here anymore I'm thinking of faking my own life
You know you’re old when you get aches from sitting still I thought getting old would take longer
Life is one long test constantly interrupted by pop quizzes If you think pushing 40 is hard, wait till you start dragging it
Beware the barrenness of a busy life –Socrates The number one rule to live by is: Don’t Die
Does your whole body hurt and you’re not dying? Congratulations, you’re an adult You’re older than the Internet? Big deal. I’m older than area codes
Life is like Tetris fit in too well, you disappear The three stages of life:: 1.Birth 2.Huh? 3.Death
Aged to perfection Becoming an adult is like getting a job promotion with too  much responsibility and too little pay
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