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Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down Life Happens
It's not that life is short, it's that death is so long Life's a bitch. Then you die.
Life is never fair. And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. -Oscar Wilde We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give
I'm not aging, I'm taking on an antique patina Old age comes at a very bad time
Only the young die good I'm at that awkward stage between birth and death
Let us hope that when we are dead things will be better arranged. -Marcel Proust She who dies with the most shoes wins
We now return you to your life, already in progress Don't complain about growing old, lots of people don't get the chance
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. -Woody Allen
What doesn't kill you still requires a co-pay You could die tomorrow. What are you doing today?
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and the impersonators would be dead Use what Mother Nature gave you before Father Time takes it back
When will I be too old to die young? I'm not getting older I'm getting bitter
This is the time in my life that will ensure I'll never be able to run for elected office Life is short break some rules
Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die Not to be born is best. -Sophocles
Those who live in the past have no future My only fear of death is reincarnation
When the game is done, the king and pawn go into the same box. -Italian proverb Warning: Life's a joke
This life has been a test. If it had been an actual life, you'd have been given instructions on where to go and what to do Life is tough. Get a helmet.
How we spend our days is how we spend our lives We're not here for a long time so I'm here for a good time
There were no good old days Live to the point of tears -Albert Camus
Life would be much easier if we came with easy chars. Birth would not. My life's not perfect but at least today my hair is
The older I get the better I was Life is that predicament which precedes death -Henry James
If I lived each day as if it were my last, I'd have been dead years ago Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end, the faster it goes
When things seem overwhelming, remember, someday you'll be dead Today is the first day of complaining about the rest of your life
Growing old isn't for sissies Grad school: The snooze button on the alarm clock of life
Life is a series of temporary situations followed by a permanent one However old you are is the new 30
He who dies with the most toys is probably a real douchebag You know you're getting older when your back goes out more than you do
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