Miscellanea, page 1

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Magic has to be believed to be seen (eyes peeking)
There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to I saw that -Karma
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
I think it's time to consult the oracle You don't scare me, I have teenagers
Reality is not on TV May the odds be ever in your favor
To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes The future has been postponed
Chocolate understands Coexist superheroes
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word Money saving tip: Don't buy it!
Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger) Tea is liquid contentment
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works Mental not to self: Real notes work better
(eyes peering) When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance
My other car is a Tardis Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear When I was a kid we had nine planets
I'm better than the movie! What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house
Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done Teachers do it for the outcome not the income
If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days Portal to another dimension. Use with care.
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
There is no spoon You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman)
the Dude abibes I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
Bueller? We are all made of stars
(eyes peeking) Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day
What happens in the garage stays in the garage Science. It’s like magic, but real
Math: The only place you can have 100 pizzas and no one even blinks Naysayers gonna say nay
Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then Mistakes were made
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