Miscellanea, page 1

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Chocolate understands (wide eyes staring)
I thought the 21st century would have more beep boop sounds There's an old proverb that says pretty much whatever you want it to
When I suggested we become friends with benefits, I meant health insurance Grammar Cop says: Your does not equal Yours
Conformity is bliss I saw that -Karma
You don't scare me, I have teenagers Don't believe astrology? Then find me one Leo that likes getting punched in the face
Reality is not on TV Semper Fi
Insert witty phrase here To relieve stress, take a deep breath and hold it for 30 minutes
Grammar Cop says: Irregardless is not a word One nation, under educated
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch Don't worry, I have a plan (I'll need a lunch tray and a badger)
Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite What happens at band camp stays at band camp
If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it the Dude abibes
Evolution: So easy, a caveman could do it Magic has to be believed to be seen
It's all in your mind Grammar Cop says: Less does not equal fewer
This sticker changes nothing Thinking of having kids? You can have mine!
There is no spoon (face peering from hedge)
Everybody's wrong Lipodiesel: America's homegrown energy solution
Jesus loves you ...just not in that way (eyes peering)
Grammar Cop says: Their≠There≠They're Coexist superheroes
I will never let you out of my life, you know too much It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Canada: America's hat Your powers are useless here
This is a simulation If nothing else works, a total refusal to face facts will see us through
Hands make a house Hearts make it a home Understanding. Acceptance. True Autism awareness
An easy way to get out of jury duty is to be the defendant Prose before hoes
Pirates>Ninjas Ninjas>Pirates
(eyes peeking) Grammar Cop says: Literally does not equal Figuratively
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