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That's a terrible idea, what time? Grammar Cop says: Lose does not equal Loose
Money saving tip: Don't buy it! zombies>pirates+ninjas
(line drawing face) Science, now in verb!
In America if you work hard and sacrifice you can make big corporate CEOs very rich The universe doesn't divide time into days. It doesn't even divide it into time
If Mondays were shoes they'd be crocs
In my defense, what did you expect? Like mom always said to me… What the hell is wrong with you?!
Grammar Cop says: Alot ≠ A Lot ≠ Allot (circuit board)
The most beautiful thing in the world cannot be touched or even seen according to this restraining order (eye peeking)
Portal to another dimension. Use with care. May the odds be ever in your favor
Life Hack: Turn your regular license plate into a vanity plate by naming your child after it Same as it ever was
Tea is liquid contentment Grammar Cop says: shoo-in, not shoe-in
Good things will happen Not to you, maybe, but they’ll happen Librarian: The original search engine
With a gun, a man can rob a bank. With a bank, a man can rob everyone I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear -Martin Luther King, Jr.
Charge here (USB port) I'm better than the movie!
Know that feeling when your heart skips a beat? That’s arrhythmia. Go see a doctor (cartoon eyes peeking)
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re self aware If they can get you asking the wrong questions they don't have to worry about the answers. -Thomas Pynchon
Grammar Cop says: in to does not equal into The brand new emotion we're all feeling: Done
The Great Words series: Schnitzel My daily step count would be a lot higher if it included all the steps I take looking for my phone
The future has been postponed Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like your opinion, man (Lebowski)
Pretty sure lost socks come back as orphan tupperware lids If you keep buying more stuff to hold your stuff you have too much stuff
Nothing to see here. Go about your business Silently correcting your grammar
Don’t call it hot sauce. It wants to be considered intelligent sauce My Yoda Sticker this is
Someone’s therapist knows all about you You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Now think of why you do everything you’re told Drunk with power: bad.  Drunk with power tools: very bad
emoticon shrug Mistakes were made
(Sunrise over mountain) Grammar Cop says: verbal does not equal oral
May all your weeds have shallow roots If you took the plastic bottles in landfills and laid them all end-to-end you’d be able to keep putting off that thing you’re avoiding
(mannequin heads) Mental Health tip: Stand up. Stretch. Walk. Go to airport. Get on plane. Never return.
The worst STD is KIDS The Great Words series: Kerfuffle
These be crazy times I find your lack of grammar disturbing (Darth Vader)
Sorry we ruined everything -Boomers F-bomb
Naysayers gonna say nay Comfy Clothes, Messy Bun, Coffee On, Get It Done
Each day is a %&@$ gift! (Five 40s teenagers)
1 out of 5 doctors disagree (eyes drooping)
Grammar Cop says: Apostrophe’s are not for plural’s Science is not a conspiracy
Leaving me a voicemail is like taping a note to a door I don’t use Leadership is all about give and take. Good leaders give the credit and take the blame
To all who work on the front lines, Thank You The good thing about this is, by the time you realize it says nothing, it’s over
The Great Words series: Flabbergast Timid won’t do
That's not a chip on my shoulder, that's your foot on my neck -Malcolm X Carl Reiner 1922–2020
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