Miscellanea, page 2

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Grammar Cop says: Than does not equal Then Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear
Nostradamus predicted this Sticker I think it's time to consult the oracle
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
(Green eyes peeking) The book was better.
Teachers do it for the outcome not the income My other car is a Tardis
Feel free to feel free (Bacon)
Not tonight, I'm reading Grammar Cop says: Apart does not equal A part
We are all made of stars Evolution is a theory. You know, like gravity
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works I've decided I'll be cremated most likely after one of my home electrical repairs
The first draft of anything is shit  -Ernest Hemingway Deep Anagram #8 Listen Silent
If you feel sad for no reason, give it a minute, you'll think of one (faces)
(eyes) Magic happens
Grammar Cop says: Punctuation matters! I like cooking my family and my pets Hey, babies! Everything's not that fascinating!
When I was a kid we had nine planets What happens in the garage stays in the garage
Before having kids couples should be required to own a series of pets until they can prove they're too old to have kids If 5-day weather forecasts were any good, they'd only give the weather every 5 days
The beginning is near Grammar Cop says: its does not equal it's
You are an inspiration to me for all the wrong reasons (green eyes peering)
My assumptions about you are based on your assumptions about me Mental not to self: Real notes work better
What happens at grandma's house stays at grandma's house
Grammar Cop says: everyday ≠ every day It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then, hey, free eyeball!
iTired:  There's a nap for that We are all ghosts
Hard time demand furious dancing I hear they're finally calling off the search for Waldo
No! They’re not “life hacks” they’re just household tips With great power comes great responsibility (Spiderman)
(eyes peeking) # There are two kinds of people. Those who see a hashtag and those who see a pound sign
I think bed companies have way overestimated how many kings and queens live in the world Grammar Cop says: Who's does not equal Whose
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