Men & Women, page 1

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Real men don't read instructions Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you
Marriage: When dating goes too far No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes
Once a month women go crazy for about 30 days All you need to know about marriage is that when someone is murdered the spouse is the first one they suspect
My husband's wife is really amazing To get a man to do something, suggest that he's too old for it
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? The longest sentence known to man: I do.
If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman ther to hear him, is he still wrong? The only man who'll never disappoint you is Mr. Coffee
Men have feelings too. Just kidding. For 28 years, my wife and I were happy and then we met
Please talk to my face. My breasts can't hear you. Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage -Ben Franklin
Well behaved women don't make history you say virgin like it's a bad thing
Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich. I do what the voices in my wife's head tell me
Boys Lie I'm looking for that one special man who'll let me change him into the perfect man for me
Choose a wife by your eye, not your eye If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems
Never cut off your hair over a man -Sheryl Crow the number one cause of divorce is marriage
Men have only two faults. All they say and all they do. Behind every successful man there is a woman rolling her eyes
Their age is something women won't admit and men won't act You complete me like autocorrect
Better to lose a lover than love a loser Flirting is the art of being intimate at a safe distance
Men won't read instructions, women won't follow them Does this patriarchy make my life look less important?
Real women drive trucks You need a few bad relationships to really appreciate a good one
Show me a woman who never feels guilty and I'll show you a man stop teaching girls to hate their bodies
No, I haven't met Mr. Right but I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude and Mr. Cocky Love is blind. But marriage is a real eye opener
I just got a dog for my spouse. Best trade I ever made If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one
I fantasize about having two men: One cooking and one cleaning Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empites -Jules Renard
I wish my computer had as much memory as my wife Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Not all men are stupid, some of us are single If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you
It appears your maintenance level is higher than you let on I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late
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