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It's not that I can't commit, I just want to be sure there isn't someone else better out there I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend actually thinking Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible
Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat? Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Why can't women be like normal people/ I always wanted a really hot body so... thanks, menopause!
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk
Settle down sweetie, you’re ovary-acting Tell me again why I need a man?
No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw
Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
You have the great personality of someone much less attractive If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov
Empowered women empower women Got my husband a get better soon card. He’s not sick, I just think he could be better
Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun If we could put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
Men, don't say anything to a woman at work you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison Studies show that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
You complete me like autocorrect Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember
I live in a correctional facility: my wife is always correcting me Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them
My wife says my two main faults are I don’t listen… and something else I was once married to a real animal: A lion ass cheetah
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months Better to have loved and lost than to stay with that psycho
Being single means never having to clear your browser history My wife finds me sexy* *I can fix things
It wasn’t Eve. It wasn’t Yoko. Stop blaming women Love must be blind because look at you people
Nothing is really lost until your wife can’t find it Sometimes it's best to just let the dumbass walk away
Love is like an hourglass; the heart fills up as the brain empties -Jules Renard I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always
Women like quiet men. They think they're listening Nope. Still not married
It’s weird how my wife starts conversations with: You weren’t even listening, were you? A queen without her king is, historically, far more powerful
Is it a sign of a good relationship if we both love the dog more? In regard to women, a very wise man once said… nothing
My spouse is a rescue from a previous marriage 60% of marriage is shouting what? from another room
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