Men & Women, page 2

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There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
Men are idiots and I married their king I like my men how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
Marriage not just a word, a sentence Behind every successful man is an astonished woman
The only men I find who want me for my brains are zombies If you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best
You look like my next mistake A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that begins a new argument
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is Love is a malady easily cured by marriage
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Skinny girls are for wimps
Woman was God's second mistake Thinking you understand women is a sign that you don't understand women
Why can't men be like normal people? If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him
A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you
Men are fools. Women are fools, too. Real men don't use violence
Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry Love, like a river, makes its way past any obstacle
A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning I don't hate you because you're beautiful, I hate you because you're an insufferable bitch
Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered
Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken I don't care where good girls go, I'm going shopping
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing. The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist
Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her butt If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, try not to look too surprised
Promote abstinence, get married The only time a woman can change a man is infancy
Love can survive anything but neglect In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband
My wife knows at least one thing about any subject (that I'm wrong about it) A gentleman always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age
Men wish women came with instructions.  Why?  They wouldn't read them Dating is deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong
Love never dies a natural death -Anais Nin A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Love is being stupid together I can get ready in 5 minutes if I have an hour to prepare
I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed The most terrifying thing a husband can hear from a wife is notice anything different?
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