Men & Women, page 4

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Marriage? Why buy the pig just to get a little sausage? Empowered women empower women
Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates The average woman's eyes are located approximately 1.5 seconds after her boobs
Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months
Nothing makes a beautiful woman less attractive than ugly grammar I always wanted a really hot body so... thanks, menopause!
Men are like parking spaces. That is, if parking spaces are selfish bastards If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov
If we could put a man on the moon, why not all of them? We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse
If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend actually thinking
Cleavage is like the sun, you can glance but don't stare I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them Why di the man cross the road? Who knows, why the hell do they do anything?
#MeToo It’s weird how my wife starts conversations with: You weren’t even listening, were you?
You can suffer without love but you can't love without suffering -German proverb All I want is somebody whose demons will play nice with mine
Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
I live in a correctional facility: my wife is always correcting me Divorce is expensive because it's worth it
Men, don't say anything to a woman at work you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat?
Real Men DO Sparkle God made Adam and Eve not angry homophobes
Any woman with a big fat ass should leave him Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb
Damn, boy, you must be a bank because I want you to leave me a loan Marriage teaches you how many wrong ways there are to do things
It wasn’t Eve. It wasn’t Yoko. Stop blaming women Better to have loved and lost than to stay with that psycho
Being single means never having to clear your browser history Nice guys finish last
Let me explain to you why “mansplaining” isn’t really a thing Sometimes it's best to just let the dumbass walk away
Love must be blind because look at you people In regard to women, a very wise man once said… nothing
A woman’s place is in the resistance (Princess Leia) 60% of marriage is shouting what? from another room
Thought my ex-wife hated me but from what I just heard her yell, it’s only my guts Sawdust is man glitter
A good marriage is a contest of generosity -Diane Sawyer Nope. Still not married
A queen without her king is, historically, far more powerful My spouse is a rescue from a previous marriage
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