Modern Thought, page 1

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A synonym is a word you use in place of the one you can't spell Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
A word to the wise isn't necessary Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement
The hardest thing about business is minding your own Playtime is never over
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Good. Fast. Cheap. Choose two. Do unto others is bad advice to a masochist
If a little is good, more is better, and too much is just right If you can smile when things go wrong you have someone iin mind to blame
Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes 80% of success is showing up -Woody Allen
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it's the only one you have Money can't buy happiness but it can buy shoes. Problem solved
Some fools are hard to underestimate Actions speak louder than bumper stickers
Stereotypes make life easier If you can't fix it with a hammer it's an electrical problem
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
PRIVACY IS HISTORY QUESTION AUTHORITY and the authorities will question you
Every person has value Especially when sold as parts Obsessed is how the lazy describe the dedicated
Reality: Worst game ever Confessions are good for the soul but bad for the reputation
Cleanliness is next to impossible Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels except for bacon and donuts and pizza and...
The right side of the brain is for loading and unloading only It's not convenience food if you can't reach it from bed
Expiration dates are for the weak Experience is what you get right after you need it
Without a plan nothing can go wrong Being drunk is like having a 3rd base coach that waves you on no matter what
Common sense, like deodorant, is noticed most when it isn't used Anything is possible as long as it's within your limited abilities
Those who don't believe in magic are right are those who do There is no limit to what you can do when you’re supposed to be doing something else
The only thing we have to fear is clowns The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it -George Bernard Shaw
Too much money is as bad as too little, and there's no such thing as just enough Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses
Chocolate fixes everything Be a pessimist and all your surprises will be happy ones
Nothing ever looks like the picture Reasons are why we do things!
Worrying works! 90% of the things you worry about will never happen. Try it! One day at a time is sometimes way too fast
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