Tribulations, page 2
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Help, I'm making mistakes faster than I can learn from them There is no bright side
Cow pies aren't really pies! Why is there always so much month left at the end of the money?
They tell you to be yourself then they judge you for it I've noticed a common thread in all my problems... me
All this pain and still no gain Oh-oh. Time to repress another memory
I thought credit limit was just a suggestion Eyelashes are to keep stuff out of your eye but half of what gets in there is eyelashes
I despair, therefore oh, nevermind, it doesn't matter I drink so much coffee because I don't get enough sleep because I drink so much coffee
So much to do, so few people to do it for me The only problem with doing nothing, I never know when I'm done
Today is the tomorrow you forgot to plan for yesterday Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
I had too much to dream last night Monday is a rotten way to spend 1/7 of your life
This would be funny if I wasn't clinically depressed I'm having an out-of-money experience
You are being lied to Coffee isn't helping, get the jumper cables
Just when I think I'm winning the rat race, along come faster rats I had friends on that Death Star
If each day is a gift today was underpants Is everything that expensive or am I just that poor?
I don't fret about the past, I'm too busy worrying about the future Same crap different day
My bad decisions haunt me I tried to child-proof the house but my kids found a way back in
Damned if you do bored if you don't I try to lose weight but it keeps finding me
My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid but he's just out to get me This will not end well
I think some of my choices may have been ill considered My mood ring isn't a fashion statement, it's a court order
I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens! Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready
I got a new pair of skinny jeans, they're my old regular jeans I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky court
Opportunity once knocked at my door but it was looking for someone else It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day
The worst part of Monday is hearing you complain about Mondays Do something right, no one remembers. Do something wrong, no one forgets
Goodbye my hopes and dreams I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward
There aren't enough hours in the day to put off all the things I don't want to do An infinite universe and I ended up here?!
I'm so stressed I'm getting on my own nerves Best or not, laughter is the only medicine I can still afford
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