Tribulations, page 3

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My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and the comedy The chains on my mood swing are ready to snap
I was really good at math until 2nd grade came along Procrastination ate me and won't spit me out
I sleep fine at night, it's the waking up every hour that's a problem I got nothin'
It's been a ctrl-alt-del kind of day I've become addicted to psychotherapy but I don't know what to do about it
This will not end well I'm the leading cause of everything bad that happens to me
I try to fight my iimpulses but they usually sucker punch me first I don't fret about the past, I'm too busy worrying about the future
Goodbye my hopes and dreams I spend like half my life looking for things I had just a minute ago
I was not unlucky in love, I was unlucky court I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward
All that holds me back is being not good enough and not really trying Same circus different clowns
Warning: Out of meds Let's file this under emotionally scarring
I can't remember what not tired feels like I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!
I didn't lower my expectations, they crashed on their own Best or not, laughter is the only medicine I can still afford
I'm going out of my mind! Please hold my place til I get back Cow pies aren't really pies!
An infinite universe and I ended up here?! I try to watch what I eat but I'm just not quick enough
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time I'm disappointed by this unforeseen turn of events
I believe in paying my taxes with a smile. But they want cash Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready
Today has been the exact opposite of fun I think I need a new heart
French fries, the devil's salty fingers So many rooms, so few clues what I came in for
It's been lovely but I have to scream now I shaved my legs for this?
My closest friends stopped talking to me just because I'm taking anti-psychotic drugs This appears to be unproductive
Let's pretend this never happened I started a Neighborhood Watch but my neighbors called the cops on me
I’m starting to suspect my calls actually aren’t important to them I think I just seized the wrong day
The worst thing about mornings is morning people Seems I picked the wrong week to be conscious
Due to circumstances beyond my control I am here My swear jar has more money than my retirement account
The hardest part of waking up is the first 12 hours Thank you, ATM fees, for letting me buy my own money
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