Tribulations, page 4

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This is the worst Monday since last Monday If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all
I think my guardian angel is in prison I was looking for a book to help with my hoarding problem and now I have 16,000 books
You morning people are creating a hostile work environment for the rest of us My escape key isn’t working. I’m still here!
WTF-ing my way through life This is not the future I expected
I ate healthy to get in shape then I heard you have to do it more than once Dear Wednesday stop acting like Monday
Everything seems to be going about as badly as expected One thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one
The trouble is, you think you have time It’s just one bucking thing after another
This would be funny if it weren't happening to me It seems Rock Bottom has a basement
Another day ruined by adulthood No thanks, sleep, I’ll just lie here and review my regrets from 6 years ago
Been waiting so long for my ship to come in, my dock rotted Not ready for all this
I liked it better when Orwell was fiction Straight outta money
It’s said all good things must end, but there’s ominous silence about bad things Because of Covid-19 I didn’t go on a cruise this summer. Usually I don’t go because I’m poor
I have a bad feeling that these are the good ol’ days Friday has lost its old pizzazz
This pandemic hasn’t been as much fun as they said it would be I do not have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels. In a rave.
Oh no! This is my circus and those are my monkeys OK, I’d like to wake up now
Still waiting for a level up We go on zoom with the covid body we have not the covid body we might want
The whole “Keep calm” thing is out the window now, right? I’m like a battery. No one ever includes me in anything
I hate when I realize it’s only Thursday not Friday and then get told it’s actually just Wednesday My big regret is not being in a coma the last two years
My bad decisions are not as good as they used to be I think my guardian angel drinks
Success requires hard work so, there goes that idea I make far too many choices based on my phone’s battery life
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