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I just walked 50 miles over the last few decades I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
I love vinyl My mind's made up please don't confuse me with the facts
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
On an atomic level I'm very busy Financially, I'm set for life, provided I die next week
I TALK TO STRANGERS My favorite color is chocolate
the TV told me to do it I'm Canadian. It's like American but without a gun
I'm nicer in person I like toast
I am in shape. Round is a shape I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one
I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space Adrenalin is my drug of choice
I would never lead you astray. I reserve the right, however, to follow you there My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
I bitch therefore I am My imperfections only make me more adorable
WARNING I don't remember anything before coffee Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice
I liked homework better when it was coloring
I haven't failed - I've just gloriously not succeeded How do I take my coffee? Very seriously
I'm not as think as you confused I am My life is full of unsuffered consequences
Today I'm going to give it my some Going out sounds good except for the going out part
Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there
I'm not even trying I have no opinions
Popcorn is my favorite exploding food I dream about naps
The only thing that keeps me from exercising is not wanting to If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless
I'd be a vegetarian if bacon were a vegetable It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere
I blame society I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore
Proudly Serving my corporate masters
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty Coffee is so much better when no one talks while you drink it
I didn't do it. You can't prove it. Nobody saw me. The sheep are lying. I'm not really a bumper sticker kind of person
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