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FYI I don't LOL If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I love being stupid with you I can get you a toe -Walter
I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three) I was told there would be cake
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
I'm the evil twin No approval necessary
My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
Well, my fun meter is pegged I leave early
I set the bar at 'minimum required' I like books
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I like naps My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands
I may be going to hell but at least I'll know people One more proud Pastafarian
I eat 3 balanced meals a day. They are balanced by my 3 meals at night I'm grateful that thought bubbles don't exist for real
I tried it at home I'm leaving my body to science fiction
I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector
I'll rise but I won't shine I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit
Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets
I follow the advice I once saw on a fabric label: DO NOT IRON I used to be cool. True story.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour It’s possible my soulmate might be coffee
My other ride is a Yoshi I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse My worst decisions are ahead of me
If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits I like soup
Only one more repo and I'll be debt free At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
What I love most about home is who I share it with If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV?
I spend my time finding new ways to waste it
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